Judge: Have I seen you in court before? Coach McGuirk: Yes, several times, but that's not important, sir. What's important is that my retarded nephew is innocent. Brendon: I'm NOT retarded. Coach McGuirk: Yes you are, Brendon, now shut up. Uh, Your Honor, during the day of the accident, Brendon was suffering from a severe bout of, uh, mentally challenged... stuff. -Home Movies